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Posted on 22nd Aug at 12:08 AM, with 157,911 notes

lyingmary:

imnotpooping75:

imnotpooping75:

where did noah keep his bees

IN THE ARK HIVES

Get the fuck away from me right now

Posted on 22nd Aug at 12:01 AM, with 45,231 notes

xons:

do u ever smell weed and wonder where that chill person is

Posted on 21st Aug at 11:51 PM, with 534,569 notes

cvroline:

There are 5 types of fear

1. Terror
2. Panic
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4. Username or password is incorrect
5. “We need to talk”

Posted on 21st Aug at 11:51 PM, with 239,103 notes

klanos:

porrim:

so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories

and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them

suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT

I AM DYING OH MY GOD

Posted on 21st Aug at 11:46 PM, with 17,932 notes
If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?
Posted on 21st Aug at 11:42 PM, with 22,854 notes

psyducked:

do you ever wonder how many people have had a crush on you and never told you

Posted on 21st Aug at 11:41 PM, with 444,928 notes

beyoncebeytwice:

shavingryansprivates:

methlabrador:

everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something

drinking

oh

Posted on 21st Aug at 11:03 PM, with 122,598 notes

hellabutts:

nocogsorwheels:

e-m-e-t-t:

Red? I think it’s red. 

I basically did this once and it’s how I got pink eye.

I can’t tell if you’re making a pun or if you’re telling an actual story.

Either way, I’m still laughing.

Posted on 21st Aug at 10:58 PM, with 299,122 notes

kateordie:

bevsi:

if-dementors-were-pink:

can we just take a moment to imagine little cute nine-year-old hermione reading matilda

and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind

and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move

image

Sometimes I get huffy about tumblr but then I see that 260,000 people got the same kind of chills I did reading this…

Posted on 21st Aug at 10:57 PM, with 1,788 notes

beinggigantic:

get out the way

image

pretty boy comin through

Posted on 21st Aug at 10:52 PM, with 860 notes

paranoicoadolescentefluorescente:

I said, “Please don’t slow me down”
If I’m going too fast
You’re in a strange part of our town.

Yeah, the night’s not over
You’re not trying hard enough
Our lives are changing lanes
You ran me off the road.

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